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Moment Demotivational Poster


NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.72/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


GARMIN MOMENT - That awkward moment when the GPS tells a gay guy: "Go Straight"




STEREOTYPING -


TAGS: a blonde moment
Rating: 4.6/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:17 pm
What do you call a blonde with a dollar pasted to her forehead? All you can eat under a buck.


AWKWARD MOMENT - When your child wants to know what Scooby Doo is doing ...


TAGS: awkward moment scooby doo doing
Rating: 4.56/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:09 pm
I'm more worried about Sponge Bob.


LOST AND FOUND -




NIRVANA -


TAGS: a beautiful moment in life
Rating: 4.53/5

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lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:19 am

Yes, they have! But it still got a 5L~~;>
caveman - April 23, 2012, 1:59 am
And now your suspicions have been confirmed
lgvernon - April 22, 2012, 7:06 pm

I have long suspected that I've fallen in with a bad lot.
GaryO - April 22, 2012, 12:27 pm
Cave, how you came to that verbiage with the picture of a duck is incredible……now if it were a swallow. 5L ol’ chap
Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 10:24 am
I couldn't have put it better than Sho myself... =D
Sho - April 22, 2012, 9:22 am
heheh


AWKWARD MOMENT - ......all they can do is be embarrassed at how dumb they look.




THE MOMENT -




IT'S ALL IN THE TIMING -


TAGS: intuition moment death shark
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - August 31, 2012, 9:20 pm
lol!
BoneCD - August 31, 2012, 8:12 pm
5L...how do ya think I beat 4 hart attacks! Intuition!!! That and a great Cardiologist...
TheOne - August 31, 2012, 1:42 pm
5 Shark Bites


DON'T YOU LOVE IT -


TAGS: moment forget work
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:57 pm
LOL..I forgot when that happend la5t time


SENIOR MOMENTS - It's all fun and games until someone breaks a hip.




MOMENTS OF CLARITY - There will come a time when it will dawn on you that walking around in your house without pants, even whilst alone, is no longer a good idea.


TAGS: cat alone pants moment clarity
Rating: 4.17/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:46 pm
5L for using the word "whilst".


Awkward Moment -


TAGS: awkward moment cat animals night
Rating: 4.89/5

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JesusWept - November 17, 2015, 4:49 pm
Thanks!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:01 pm
ROTFL!!!!! My neighbor's truly adorable fluffball figured out how to jimmy the screen on my window last summer---closed the window after that! Not the best way to wake up! 5 ROTFL lions!


REMEMBERING GOOD TIMES - LD's 1st grade buddy Chuckles Even though Chuckles became lunch in 2nd grade, the memories still linger




INTERNET -




SOLAR LIGHTS - Blonde: Where do you put the batteries?


TAGS: lol blonde moment
Rating: 3.13/5

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sniperslayer95 - July 20, 2011, 4:18 pm
i am aware i just experience this in real life and i saw an oppurtunity
champ99 - July 20, 2011, 11:15 am
I was thinking the same thing so we are both taking it too seriously!
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:14 am
Actually, they do have to have batteries to store power to run the lights at night that will eventually need to be replaces because any battery can only be charged and discharged so many times. I'm taking this way too seriously


DUI -


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy shit!


Growing Up -


TAGS: grow up fall asleep moment
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 1:02 am
Slick...you never cease to impress the HE5LL out of me with your creations.
ughomer - August 16, 2013, 12:04 pm
This is 5o profound that Rick 68 could have compo5ed it!
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:48 am
Great 5tuff
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:04 pm
Whudayaknow, the wunderkind still makes posters….really good posters. Good to see my young mentor here.
rerun - August 15, 2013, 7:48 pm

Yes, what she said.
Greeny - August 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
It may take me a while to doze off; but I do know June of '72 at the drive-in. 5 big back seats
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:01 pm

This is beautiful and so true. 5 poignant Ls.


Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT -




MY PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: the duality of the moment
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - April 23, 2012, 8:02 pm
Good to hear from you too Airman
Airman - April 9, 2012, 1:45 pm
wow.. didn't expect to cruise and see this. How nice!
BoneCD - April 8, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks RL...and back at ya!
Reality Lord - April 8, 2012, 8:14 am

hey new guys...listen up. have not see a bone postr in awhile. as soon as i saw this i knew who made it. go through this guys archives and see what evolution of style means. just beautiful
Reality Lord - April 8, 2012, 8:13 am

all style dude. welcome back to one of the masters. :)
BoneCD - April 8, 2012, 7:56 am
Thanks Gary you're too kind...and back at ya Cave.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 6:41 pm
I guess he died... Hard... (Awww Yeahhh...)
caveman - April 7, 2012, 5:13 pm
Gary's preaching the truth here
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 2:55 pm
Oh geez, too good, too damn good. Need more lions, many more lions. Gawd BONE, I hope you stick around, just went thru yer posters….too damn good, man.


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS - if you're paying attention


TAGS: sieze the moment
Rating: 4.9/5

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corbett06 - August 19, 2010, 10:17 pm
thats hilarious
Chompers - August 19, 2010, 8:49 pm
not deflowering anymore
rerun - August 19, 2010, 7:42 pm

is she available for news year eve? I always like to bring in a new year with an extended lovemaking session, in one year & out the next.
ICEMAN - August 19, 2010, 7:40 pm
Too funny. Nice one Airman. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 5:15 pm
ROR! I bet she would go for a deflowering! I hope bart gave him the info!


MONEY IS - ... a very close second.




KOADKE DIEM -


TAGS: kodak moment
Rating: 4.56/5

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Faceplant31 - August 3, 2010, 1:20 pm
Im not that worried about it. Anyone can feel free to take a stab at it if they want. My idea on this one is spent
culos - August 3, 2010, 7:24 am
http://izismile.com/img/img3/20100802/640/what_it_is_640_25.jpg is where the original can be found
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2010, 7:19 am
So post another one with a similar image. And try Carpe Kodakum. Carpe is the Seize part of Carpe Diam. Depending on how close the photographer is, it could be Carpe Carp. Seize the Fish.
ICEMAN - August 2, 2010, 10:13 pm
Been there. No worries.
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm
True, that does sound better but hey all good ideas sound amsome about 5 min to late.
ICEMAN - August 2, 2010, 10:05 pm
Might have worked better as 'Carpe Kodak' - seize the kodak
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 9:53 pm
Yep, didn't look right just as kodak. I think you got the idea i was going for.
ICEMAN - August 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
Koadke???


FOR JUST A MOMENT - LD forgot that this was costing him $150 per hour


TAGS: lost in the moment
Rating: 4.43/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
LOL!
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:25 am
Awesome.
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 6:59 pm
god that would make 1 mean kitty


TO SUFFER -




PLODDING ALONG -




SUDDENLY SUSAN -


TAGS: life changing malt moment forgot to logon first time
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 1:03 am
It's specific to this site - visit the forum
Cloudchaser - December 30, 2009, 12:02 am
M.A.L.T. = ? Even urbandictionary.com doesn't list it.


THERE ARE MOMENTS - that mark your life




GRAVITY -




FEMALE FRIENDSHIP -




R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died


TAGS: farrah fawcett the day that even the most dedicated fappers stopped for a moment of silence
Rating: 3.2/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:45 pm
That was a crazy time of dead celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays, one after another, all in the same week, with David Carradine and Michael Jackson not too far off.
Mooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:45 am
Wow, Sean. You butchered Don almost as well as Madonna did.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
Sean; To save the possible emails, which I hate, here is the link :-) http://www.flickr.com/photos/ftachaser357/sets/72157602561037327/
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Sean; As soon as I hit the submit button, I knew that I spelled Don's last name wrong. MY BAD. I also have NO bad photos about Charlie. I think he was like 15 or 16 when he was in the movie. He was really cool, for his age. NOW, Patrick was another story.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:18 pm
... and then we could blackmail the dude together. Hope that didn't sound too weird.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
It might be easier to attach a couple of those pics to a PM and send them to me that way, if you don't mind. But thanks again for the offer.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
That's neat, man. And I'm sure he'd now pay you not to tell. But not to be a Lyric Nazi or anything, but I was just quoting Don McLean.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean; Email me in private at: ftachaser357@yahoo.com and I will share with you the photos, from the movie set. :-)
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean; You said Charlie Sheen. You should my photos on Flickr, when I was the Military Tech Advisor to the movie Red Dawn. Ohhhhh, the stories I can tell :-)
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:24 pm
... and the three men I admired the most, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and Ron Jeremy, caught the last train for the coast ... the day the fappage ... died. And we were singin' bye bye Farrah ... Buh-Bye ... *sigh*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Gotta love Don McLain and American Pie. PIE? Did someone just say PIE?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
... and I knew that if I had my chance, I could make that little monkey dance ... and maybe I'd be happy for a while ... but Ms. February make me quiver, with every stroke that I delivered ... bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step ...
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
*bows down before the one true goddess*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Stopping in mid-stroke and bowing my head for a moment of silence.


Great Moment -




IRONY -


TAGS: life time death serious kodak moment naked people nun
Rating: 2.81/5

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ak sneaky - May 14, 2009, 4:00 am
technically that isn't ironic, it's just a funny coincidence


DAMNED PHOTOGRAPHS! - They caught you in the only moment you couldn't hide your disappointment




LIFE -


TAGS: moments spent at the office
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - February 28, 2013, 12:31 am
Very cool
rerun - February 27, 2013, 8:21 pm

*****


follow your dreams.. and you'll be followed... -


TAGS: follow dreams moment mariand
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:55 am
HAH! Good'n mariand. 5L


Awkward -


TAGS: awkward hubby wifey paris moment
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - April 25, 2014, 12:29 am
Or Honey with another Honey.
EmilioDumphque - April 22, 2014, 12:07 pm
Uh, it must have been two other people, dear.


SOMETIMES...... -


TAGS: zen moments
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - April 17, 2013, 8:22 am
Damn flux capacitor. It’s enough to drive a nose straight into a strange hind end.
ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:25 pm
Gar ~ had you submitted this on April 14 - 16 we wouldn't have to make these comments! Anyway, nice nose!!
Silverheart - April 12, 2013, 4:46 am

That nose looks very familiar 5omehow...


AWKWARD MOMENT -




She who laughs 1st or last -


TAGS: still doesn t necessarily get it bar jokes men woman wtf moment
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - November 19, 2013, 12:36 am
No that's more like what's the difference between a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua h*mping your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish...teehee.
falloutghoul - November 18, 2013, 6:41 pm
I agree. More like a Doberman.


HOLD ON FOR JUST A MOMENT -


TAGS: lol moment wait league legends
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - December 12, 2012, 8:57 pm
Everytime =


REPUTATION -


TAGS: plausible denial is kinda my hobby at the moment
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - April 28, 2010, 7:37 pm
Excellent.
Cubbybear - April 28, 2010, 12:30 am
Welcome back Sean...This is what i miss 5/5


POOL FULL OF MOSTLY WEE-WEE -


TAGS: pool pee moment when worse
Rating: 4.43/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2013, 9:31 pm
No pun intended of course ;)
Silverheart - January 5, 2013, 7:37 pm

Holy crap. I msipleld 'ratio' on this on. Oops.


LIVE LIFE ... FOR THE MOMENT -




WELL THIS IS AKWARD - I'm just gonna pretend that I didn't walk by...




THE ONLY THING HARDER -




WORST MOMENT IN TIME EVER -




LIFE -




FINAL MOMENTS - Yours should be so well documented


TAGS: final moments death
Rating: 1.75/5

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??? - December 30, 2008, 11:55 pm
whats in the picture with him??


Awkward Moment -


TAGS: awkward moment monday cry kid
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2015, 12:48 pm
amen...whut day izziss?
EmilioDumphque - June 3, 2015, 9:43 am
Not if you retire.


THE "TALK" - "Dad, where do babies come from?" "Well, son...um...well...they come from the stork." "You screwed a stork?"




Pure caffienated bliss -


TAGS: cuppa coffee take a moment to unwind motifake calendar daily theme may 2015
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - May 15, 2015, 4:12 pm

DELICIOU5
EmilioDumphque - May 15, 2015, 4:11 pm
Compliance!
GaryO - May 15, 2015, 10:39 am
pu55y
mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 9:11 am
Ahhhhhhhhh! I am SOOOOoooo jealous of Mr. Ginger! A nice hot coffee soak sounds DIVINE right now!!!! LUV this Silvy! 5 L!


Being Watched -


TAGS: embarrassing moments security cameras spied on
Rating: 4.86/5

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GaryO - November 29, 2015, 9:57 am
oh-h-h-h, yeah-h-h-h


Just a Smile -


TAGS: can change moments days lives
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 20, 2014, 10:05 am
She's a doll. Will do that now. Thanks for asking!
Reality Lord - November 20, 2014, 9:17 am

cute. have you dropped this over to motitwist yet?


Be still my heart -


TAGS: seizing the moment
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2016, 9:36 pm
I thought so, too. Thanks folks.
rerun - January 29, 2016, 8:04 pm

exceptional.
Oldsod - January 29, 2016, 7:13 pm
Hmmm...may have to answer this one...good stuff, Gar!
spacedog - January 29, 2016, 5:34 pm
Nothing better than taking a real motivational line and making it demotivating. 5
mizzdizz - January 29, 2016, 11:03 am
Even if its Tuesday--5L GO!


UP, UP, AND AWA--UH -


TAGS: teaching moment kids humor
Rating: 4.63/5

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mizzdizz - August 20, 2015, 2:58 am
LOL! CUUUTE! 5 AWWWwwww! lions


To nothing -


TAGS: wither born die moment
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - January 29, 2016, 8:09 pm

that gave me goosebumps.


TODAY - Is any man willing to devote precious moments and stop long enough to truly care?




FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE'S MASTERCARD -




ARE YOU SERIOUS!? - Not right here man!




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